...Your God is a Sick Fuck, Part V

I just love this God bashing stuff too much to stay away, so here we go again.

Now I hear a lot of "Sure the Old testament is kind of rough, but that is why Jesus came to earth. The New Testament much more moral."

I would agree that on balance, the New Testament is less horrible than the Old Testament. However, I have actually read the Bible and I am pretty sure that Jesus is just as much of a Sick Fuck as your Old Testament Jew God.

We can start with the idea that God had to send his son (who is really him) to earth to be tortured and sacrificed to absolve us of our sins.

Really?

Who is making these rules? If God is in charge, couldn't he forgive our sins with out the torture part? Is there some cosmic power that out ranks God and demands blood? It's either that, or your newfangled Jesus type God is still a Sick Fuck in my book.

However, I am sure that is not going to convince anyone that God is a truly Sick Fuck. Your already used to the idea of him nailing his son to a cross, so you are going to want more proof.

Today, I'll start with the book of Matthew. We don't have full on insane stories, like we do in Genesis, but we do have some pretty interesting one-liners.

1. Jesus tells a man who had just lost his father: "Let the dead bury the dead." 8:21
2. Families will be torn apart because of Jesus (this is one of the few "prophecies" in the Bible that has actually come true). "Brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death." 10:21
3. Jesus says that he has come to destroy families by making family members hate each other. He has "come not to send peace, but a sword." 10:34-36
4. Jesus warns us not to love our parents or children too much. We have to make sure that we always love him (who we don't even know existed) more than our family. 10:37
5. When Jesus' mother and brothers want to see him, Jesus asks, "Who is my mother? Who are my brothers?" So much for Jesus' family values. 12:47-49
6. Jesus is criticized by the Pharisees for not washing his hands before eating. He defends himself by attacking them for not killing disobedient children according to the commandment: "He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death." (See Ex.21:15, Lev.20:9, Dt.21:18-21) So, does Jesus think that children who curse their parents should be killed? It sure sounds like it. 15:4-7
7. In the parable of the unforgiving servant, the king threatens to enslave a man and his entire family to pay for a debt. This practice, which was common at the time, seems not to have bothered Jesus very much. 18:25
8. "It is not good to marry."
   After Jesus denounces divorce, his disciples say that if divorce isn't allowed, then "it is good not to marry." Jesus agrees by saying that it is better to make yourself a eunuch "for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." 19:10
9. Abandon your wife and children for Jesus and he'll give you a big reward. 19:29
10. Jesus tells us to "call no man your father upon the earth." Not even dear old dad? How can we "honor our father" if we refuse to call him our father? 23:9
11. "Woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days." Why? Does God especially hate pregnant and nursing women? 24:19
12. Jesus compares the kingdom of heaven to ten virgins who went to meet their bridegroom. 25:1
    

This Jesus guy seems like just as much of a prick as his old man to me.