Jesus hates babies.

I'm going to make an effort to update this blog more often. To that end, here is a quick one...

I am not a big fan of babies. Babies are loud, stinky, rude, and stupid. Babies have no socially redeeming qualities. If not for the small percentage of them that grow into hot twenty two year olds, I might be convinced to go on a jihad against babies.

Turns out, this is one point that God and I agree on. In today's bible lesson, I will read from Psalms 137:9

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

I feel an official "Uncle Hatey says..." tee shirt coming on. Of course there are no new ideas on the internet, so I did a search for "Psalms 137:9 tee shirt". I quickly found this