A) In Exodus 21:1-4 it is explained that you can own a Jew for 6 years, but them must let him go. If you give him a wife, and she has children then you can keep the wife and children forever. Of course Jews believe the old testament is the word of God, so they have to believe this is OK.
B) Yes, Mormons have secret handshakes. Why have secret handshakes? So they know if you are the devil!
1 Suppose you meet someone and you think he may be the devil. Shake their hand the normal way.
2 If they feel like noting -- like air, you know immediately that this person is the devil or a spiritual being!. Act
accordingly !
3 If they feel solid, like you or I, they may be probably OK, but we don't know for sure, do we?
Try the secret handshake with this person If they reciprocate -- if they know the secret handshake -- they are
an angel! If they don't know the secret handshake, they are surely a real person, because they feel solid.
4 If they refuse to shake, you can be certain you are dealing with a "Just man made perfect", * a male, who
knows the secret handshake, but he nevertheless is not solid, and thus can't shake your hand.
Instructions given by Joseph Smith, Nauvoo, Illinois, February 9, 1843.
C) Yup Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) had a nine year old wife. Actually, he married her when she was six, but because he was a good and decent Muhammad (blessings and peace and hot young pussy be upon his cock) he did not start fucking her until she was nine.
I wonder how big Muhammad's (blessings and peace be upon him) cock could have been. I've seen nine year old girls, and I am pretty sure I would rip them up. I don't even consider myself to be very well hung. Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) must have had a micro-cock.
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