...let's play "Stupid or Liar".

Let's say a man running for President of the United States of America says he "didn't inhale". That statement would be an excellent focus for a game of Stupid of Lair.

Now I don't mean to pick of old Slick Willey; almost anything that almost any politician says is likely to meet the conditions of the game, it's just that was the first thing that jumped into my mind.

I'm sure there are thousands of quotes I could have used from W, I just don't want to ruin all the work my brain did to block out any memory of his administration.

Back to Willey; presumably his statement would have us believe that he took a marijuana cigarette in his grubby little hands and moved it to his mouth. He then sucked the thing to get smoke into his mouth, but failed to inhale the smoke into his lungs for some reason.

Now we all take turns stating if we think Willey is stupid or a lair, and then justifying our choice. Of course I gave you an easy one to start with, everyone knows Willey is way too smart to waste a perfectly good doobie. Additionally he has clearly demonstrated his bald faced skills as a wold class liar.

One point for everyone who called Lair.

Now that your warmed up, we'll move on to a harder one.

Given

1. God exists
2. God is good
3. God is both omniscience and omnipotent
4. Evil exists

I want your stupid or lair answers one of the two possible resolutions to the problem of evil. Either "God has the power to eliminate evil, but chooses to allow it's existence" or "God does not have the power to eliminate evil with out destroying free will."

Here are a few points for you to work into your answers.

Heaven: If evil has to exist on earth, does it have to exist in Heaven? If evil does not exist in Heaven, does that mean free will does not exist in Heaven? If I don't have the free will to hunt down Jessica Alba circa "Idle Hands" and rape the living shit out of her, is it really Heaven?

Free Will: Even if God has to allow free will, that is not the same as allowing free action.I bet there exists right now a paraplegic who wants to dance a jig but can not. He has the free will to want to dance, but not the free action to perform that dance. Why can't God give Catholic Priests the desire to fuck little children, but make their dicks fall off before they can whip them out?

Morality: If you were an all powerful God, would you allow Nichols Cage to make "Bangkok Dangerous"? It's is possible there are more heinous violations of universally accepted morality that God has allowed to occur, but I can not think of any at the moment.

God's Omnipotence: If God is really all powerful, then who is making these rules he seems to have to follow? He really could not forgive humanities sins unless he sent his son/self to earth for 30 years, then had his son/self tortured?

God is a sick fuck: If he can stop Nick Cage from making movies, but chooses not to then I have no choice but to deem him a sick fuck. Go ahead and say it, it feels good.

There is the set up, now you go...